I know for a fact now that there is no god. I know this because very recently, my heathen, sin filled friends were able to get back stage to Sevendust, a band I have been championing the cause for for ten years. The closest I have come to meeting them is when a guitar pick flew from the stage and glanced off of my outstretched hand.
However, Sean McCabe, in his infinate drunkeness was able to stumble backstage to their concert, meet the band, and then text-message me about his accomplishment.
I hate you god. And I hate you more Sean McCabe.
Next time why dont you just sneak into my home and beat off into my hair when im sleeping?
Ok Ryan I thought we were friends. I am still not on top friends and I work there! BTW where's my picture? I thought you were going to put the one from your page up. But I love you lots!!
So i was wondering. Do we celebrate the breasts of the tranny that i motorboated. I mean, it's technically not a woman, but it's breasts were spectacular. Also, it had the heart of a woman.
what ms Read is trying to say is that she buys 1 beer or maybe 2 if she's feelin frisky, and then leaves. but hey, if that gets u on the top friends list, then there ya go. hahahahahaha. Go Gators
OK! I have decided! I come in WAY more then this "Ms. Griffin" chick on your top friends!! I spend a lot of money at this place! I better feel the love ;o) Get me up there on the friends list!!! Ha ha ha
1. train with me 2. know me 3. have heard of me 4. slept with me 5. seen me in passing 6. heard me on the radio 7. never heard of me 8. never heard of MMA 9. never wanted to see me 10. hate me
THEN GET TO JAKE N MICKY'S ON THE CORNER OF ALAFAYA/COLONIAL (AKA 434 & SR50) BEFORE 10 TOMORR
